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Joke of the Day
"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."
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"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."
"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."
"Instagram makes me feel like the world's only employed person."
"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"
"""shaved carrots instead of cheese"" lol okay Vogue thanks for the diet advice those totally taste the same"
"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."
"Me: I said no cookies! 4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia! Me: How'd you get amnesia? 4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played.."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."