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Joke of the Day
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."
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"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."
"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"
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"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"
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"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"