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Joke of the Day
"Which disease do hobbits fear the most? The Bilbonic plague."
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"You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud. And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died."
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"Jokes about white sugar are common, but brown sugar? Demerara. "
"What did the left bum check say to the right bum check? He said ""If we stick together, we can stop this shit."""
"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."
"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."
"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."
"Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept"
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."