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"Which disease do hobbits fear the most? The Bilbonic plague."
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"Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life? They were on the Earth before it was cool."
"Scariest thing ever The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!"
"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"
"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"
"I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen."
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."