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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW]Honey, I bought flavored condoms... - ... switch off the lights and guess the flavor! - Sardines with cheese! - Wait for me to put it on!"

"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"If chick-fil-a ever merged with five guys, what would they could call themselves? five-guys-fil-a-chick"

"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"

"physics gives me a large hadron."

"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."