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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."

"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."

"New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !"

"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"

"REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws."

"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."

"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"