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Joke of the Day
"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"
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"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"
"Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense"
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."
"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"
"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president... ... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale"
"My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum."
"Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby"
"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."
"I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks"