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Joke of the Day
"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."
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"""Turning on the dishwasher..."" Is what I call foreplay with my wife."
"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""