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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."
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"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"
"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."
"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"
"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."
"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled girl last night I wanted my first time to be special."
"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"
"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)"
"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."