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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker"

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."

"What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? Urine charge now."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."

"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""

"HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."