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Joke of the Day

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"

"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"

"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."

"I saw my first porn yesterday I was so young back then...."

"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"

"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef strokin' off"

"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."