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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."

"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."

"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"

"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."

"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"

"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"

"Bird puns I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game."

"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"