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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."

"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."

"Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake"

"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"

"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."