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Joke of the Day
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."
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"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it is going to about 7 episodes."
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"""Can you tie a knot?""... ""I cannot."" ""So you can knot?"" ""No, I cannot knot."" ""Not knot?"" ""Who's there?"" ""Fuck off!"""
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"
"I need a short joke about something being so loud..""This thing is so loud it..."""
"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."
"I decided to treat my girlfriend, but she ended up dying... Apparently ""cancer"" is best left to ""medical professionals"""