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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asians prefer Sony? Because it's a stereo type"
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"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."
"Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable."
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas? He had been illumi-naughty"
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
"Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room 2) panic 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside 4)buy new spiderless vacuum"
"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"
"What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto Ba-dum tss."
"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""