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Joke of the Day

"Woman wearing sweatshirts I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? The first one is just to break the ice."

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"

"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."