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Joke of the Day

"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."

"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."

"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"

"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."

"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."

"Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence."

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"