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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"

"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."

"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."

"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."

"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"