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Joke of the Day
"Crimea River What did say to bama."
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"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."
"Why don't television shows say, ""You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?"""
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
"My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. Specifically, Michaelangelo's David."
"[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"Having friends is... Like peeing your pants, every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"