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Joke of the Day

"Alice is travelling at a speed of light.. when a traffic police pulls along side and asks her name, she says she is alive."

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."

"I took a girl back to my flat. ""You haven't removed many bras have you?"" she sighed. ""What gave it away?"" ""The scissors, mainly."""

"Usually, my rule for drinking is ""one & done"". But with tequila... it's ""Juan & Don""."

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? Ten."

"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."

"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"