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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? Ten."
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"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"
"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"
"How to always be positive in life: | life |"
"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"
"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."
"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"
"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"