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Joke of the Day

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"

"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"

"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"

"I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"""

"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"