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Joke of the Day

"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"

"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."

"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."

"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."

"Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights."

"Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you."

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."

"[fans out the deck] Pick a card, any card.. Memorize it.. [hits you in the face with a shovel] KING OF SPADES! [walks off]"