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Joke of the Day

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."

"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"

"If you ever feel silly for being on Twitter just remember there are people on national television asking ""ghosts"" questions."

"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "

"Remember ladies: when a guy says ""I'm listening"" what he means is ""I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable""."

"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"

"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."