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Joke of the Day

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."

"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."

"Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel."

"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"

"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"

"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."

"Kanye tryin to get a parrot to talk, says to him: Polly want a cracker? Parrot look at Kanye, say Nigger want a watermelon?"