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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
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"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
"I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, ""I'm crap at fishing and need some tips"". The man said, ""Okay, can you hold the line?"" I said, ""No""."
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than dollar... It has the same value. It doesn't make any cents."
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:..."
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet."