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Joke of the Day

"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""

"What do Hitler and Oprah have in common? Neither could finish a race"

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in five years. Come on folks, I'm not going to live that long."

"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"

"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"

"What did the woman say while she was having a baby? ""This could use some salt."""

"You know what grinds my gears? Improper gear ratios and speed differences."

"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"

"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"I used to be a rubbish collector. Now I'm pretty good."