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Joke of the Day
"What happens when i find a good joke? I reddit."
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"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"
"No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes."
"I got a haircut recently I didn't like it at first, but now it's growing on me."
"A redhead tells her blonde step sister that she had sex with a Brazilian. The blonde says, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."
"Hey, everyone in a minivan-- hit the gas!"