191132
Joke of the Day
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."
Next Joke
"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"
"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."
"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.."
"[NSFW] I always create female characters in third person shooter games Because if I am spending hours looking at someone else's back that should be a female."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."
"How do you know your wife's dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."