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Joke of the Day
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
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"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."
"MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates dinner, DO NOT whistle ""If I Only Had a Brain"" from the Wizard of Oz."
"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."
"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."
"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."
"Russia's attitude towards the West is sometimes... Off-Putin."
"Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?"
"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."
"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."