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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!"
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"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."
"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""
"Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car"
"Reporter: Doctor, what motivates you to care for coma patients? Me: Well, I'm just here *puts cap on Sharpie* to put smiles on their faces"
"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
"I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o."
"Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on."
"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."