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Joke of the Day

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."

"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."

"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."

"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do ""well-done"" all the way to ""CPR might actually work."""

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"