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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
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"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."
"The first time I've had sex was like the first time I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind"
"My time machine and I go way back"
"I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper Now I'm a maid man."
"Just been fined 500 for having a joint in my greenhouse. I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned."
"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."
"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."
"Hey guys I know a really good Knock-Knock Joke but you have to start it."
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"