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Joke of the Day
"I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o."
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"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"
"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."
"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."
"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"
"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"
"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."
"the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person"
"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??"