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Joke of the Day

"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."

"I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it."

"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"

"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."

"I would tell you a joke about sodium chloride... But its a bit too salty."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, ""Wow, that's a pretty big word for a eight year old."""

"What does a bully say to someone with severe depression? Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!"

"Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft"

"""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate"