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Joke of the Day

"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."

"If a furry says they're sorry... ...is it an anthropology?"

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."

"R1D1 must have sucked."