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Joke of the Day

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."

"Samuel L Jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood."

"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""

"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."

"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."

"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."

"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker"