76866

Joke of the Day

"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."

"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."

"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."

"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."

"I'm gonna drink until she's pretty then fuck her until she's ugly again."

"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."