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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."

"Two guys are walking when they come across a dog on the sidewalk, licking his balls. One guys says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""You better pet him first to make sure he's friendly."""

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves."

"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."

"How many tries does it take to get to the front page? A LOT."