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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
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"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"
"A friend of mine just retired from the Department of Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census."
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."
"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."
"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."