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Joke of the Day

"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."

"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"

"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."

"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"If you don't hate yourself by the time you log off, you're not using the internet correctly."

"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."

"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."