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Joke of the Day

"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."

"date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist"

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."

"I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now"

"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."

"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."