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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"

"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."

"THIS IS THE COPS, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP ""No"" WE WON'T ASK AGAIN ""No"" Ok guys, let's go. We can't ask again"

"Ah Monday morning, the hideously ugly, unwanted child of the week. I'm torn between pity and the feeling of violating something with a broom"

"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"

"Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the ""pull out"" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you."

"Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians? A: Footage."

"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"