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Joke of the Day
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."
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"it's a status....not your diary..."
"Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill."
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to beat the shit out of the black guy who was originally hired to change the bulb."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."
"Joke What is a bed's motto"
"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"