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Joke of the Day
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
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"Favorite lame DAD joke"
"So if google glass got a virus.. Would it be called malware or malwear?"
"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."
"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."
"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" ...until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"