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Joke of the Day

"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."

"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."

"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"

"I met an urban dwarf who keeps perfect time. He's a metronome."

"BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom Officers are looking into it"

"I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz"

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."