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Joke of the Day
"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."
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"me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol"
"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"
"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."
"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
"I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!"
"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."
"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."
"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"