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Joke of the Day
"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."
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"GW... You can say what you want about the Boron but at least he Phosphorus. Also, in jokes the comics _did_ Barium. edit: Hope you get it, Bromine."
"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."
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"A 4th grade kid walks into the kitchen Kid: Mom I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I'm black? Mom: No its because you're 17."