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Joke of the Day

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"An English professor sees a gorgeous blond at a party . . . ""Pardon me,"" he says, ""but do you enjoy Kipling?"" ""Gee, I don't know,"" says the blond. ""I've never kippled before."""

"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"

"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."

"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"

"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."

"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."

"Drunk dude A cop stops a dead drunk and asks ""How high are you?"" The drunk replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say ""Hi. How are you?'"""

"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""