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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is getting out of hand With all the mass debating going on"

"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose... As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."

"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """

"Ronda Rousey's boxing"

"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """

"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."