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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
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"2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man."
"When I fight Authority, Authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork."
"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"
"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."
"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."
"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"
"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""
"I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter. So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?"
"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"