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Joke of the Day

"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."

"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"what do you call two crows on a branch? attempted murder"

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."

"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"

"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"

"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."