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Joke of the Day

"I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst."

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake."

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "