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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."

"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."

"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"

"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."

"Obama supporters are like Christmas lights... Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."

"*loses faith in humanity* ""this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"""

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"

"Jewish football What's the worst part about having an all Jewish football team? You have to replace the whole team every time they take a shower"

"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."